Samantha’s Daily News – Dec. 21st
Karaoke for North Korean Troops… I can only imagine what songs they are singing. “We are the world…..”
Top General in the Middle East to retire and Bush wants to send in more troops.Â
Nothing makes me randier than a naked robber
Crime: Driving with blood alcohol level of .479% Defence: ‘I drank one pint of beer really fast. Please ignore the part where I was asking kids if they were horny.
Masturbate in public or carve a new bird house for my mammy?
Raul? Raul? is that you? Keep communism alive long after I have gone, don’t let the US open Deny’s and McDonald’s on our fair island!
UPS saves $600 million a year by eliminating left turns… Can I have that $600 million?
My country tis of thee .. sweet land of .. oh fuck it this place kinda sucks. check these clowns out.
People in New York village who refuse to make appointments for water-meter readings are sent fake water bills for $1000 “just to get their attention”
xoxox
Samantha
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