My Global Hustle

1) Kool Herc’s Surgery

It makes no damn sense that a legend like Kool Herc is ailing and working class people have to donate to pay his surgery when a few wads of that stripper dough could save his life. #PayItForward.

2) Our Education System

Out kids are getting dumber and dumber because of our lousy education system. Our public schools are wretched and it is reflected in our horrible test scores. Perhaps if our teachers were paid more and our schools had more adequate supplies, we wouldn’t have to worry about them having to slang crack rock or having a wicked jump shot (word to Notorious B.I.G.). Maybe they can be doctor’s and lawyers.

3) Haiti

Haiti’s rebuilding process has certainly not been an easy one. A $100 bill stuffed in the thong of a stripper could feed a whole bunch of hungry kids in Haiti. Imagine how many houses $100,000 could build.

4) Hurricane Katrina

No, not a stripper named Katrina. Folks in New Orleans still need help. Just like Haiti, we act like once the news leaves our television, it doesn’t exist. People are still struggling. The only kind of rain these people need to see is a the one made of money.

5) A Scholarship Fund To Keep Girls Off The Pole

Rather than funding girls who strip to pay their way through college, why not cut out the middle man and get these girls off the pole before they even begin? Most students in college have enough trouble paying for books, a scholarship here and there wouldn’t hurt — well it may cut down the amount of strippers they can make it rain on.

6) A Hip Hop Homeless Shelter

Making it rain is fun; being out in the rain is not. No further commentary necessary.

DON'T BE LIKE THEM….. NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO GIVE BACK….. SUPPORT "EGRESS"

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